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Randy Johnson
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My Wife's Car Is In The Lake
I forgot to set the parking brake. So now my wife's car is in the lake. You're looking at a man who can never catch a break. My wife kicked my ass...
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- 294 reads
A 2nd Poem about James Best
During your life, you had three wives and three children. It's sad because your family is feeling so much pain within. A long time ago you served in...
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- 423 reads
Goodbye, James Best
Your last name said it all, you were the best. Because of you, the entire world was blessed. You have left this world at the age of eighty-eight...
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- 398 reads
Stealing
I know that stealing is wrong but I don't regret what I did. I only stole food and I only did it to be able to feed my kids. After my wife died, I...
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- 330 reads
The Gout
I've been eating a lot of pig snouts. And because of that, I have the gout. I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack. When my...
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- 362 reads