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Randy Johnson

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My Son Didn't Die In Vain

By randy-johnson on Sun, 29 Mar 2015

When my only son was killed, I received that dreaded call one hour later. She was a cop who murdered my son in cold blood and I really hate her. It's...

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Body Parts For Sale

By randy-johnson on Tue, 24 Mar 2015

I sell people's body parts after I kidnap them. My business is immoral, what I do is very grim. I get a hundred grand for a kidney and a quarter of a...

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You lousy Pigs!

By randy-johnson on Sun, 22 Mar 2015

You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket. I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it! You lousy Pigs don't frighten me by putting your...

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My Giraffe Neck

By randy-johnson on Thu, 19 Mar 2015

I have a long neck like a giraffe. When people see me, they laugh. My neck makes me twelve feet tall. I actually make Goliath look small. People's...

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A Doctor's Revenge

By randy-johnson on Tue, 17 Mar 2015

When I did him wrong, I knew that he'd try to get revenge in the future. He was a doctor who operated on me and he used the wrong suture. When I met...