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Randy Johnson
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My Cup Of Tea
I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea. I drink so much that each day I pass five gallons of pee. My wife poured a boiling cup of...
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America's Most Famous Tomboy
You achieved fame and fortune during the Sixties. You achieved it by starring in The Beverly Hillbillies. For nearly ten years you entertained us as...
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God Wanted You
You suffered tremendously before you died, it was too much for me to bear. God wanted you to be with him, that's why he did not answer my prayers. I...
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My Son Didn't Die In Vain
When my only son was killed, I received that dreaded call one hour later. She was a cop who murdered my son in cold blood and I really hate her. It's...
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Body Parts For Sale
I sell people's body parts after I kidnap them. My business is immoral, what I do is very grim. I get a hundred grand for a kidney and a quarter of a...
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