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Randy Johnson

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My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...

Charlotte

You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...
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You Killed My Sister

One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...

My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

I forgot to set the parking brake. So now my wife's car is in the lake. You're looking at a man who can never catch a break. My wife kicked my ass...

A 2nd Poem about James Best

During your life, you had three wives and three children. It's sad because your family is feeling so much pain within. A long time ago you served in...

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