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Randy Johnson
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My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...
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- 290 reads
Charlotte
You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...
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- 564 reads
You Killed My Sister
One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...
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My Wife's Car Is In The Lake
I forgot to set the parking brake. So now my wife's car is in the lake. You're looking at a man who can never catch a break. My wife kicked my ass...
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A 2nd Poem about James Best
During your life, you had three wives and three children. It's sad because your family is feeling so much pain within. A long time ago you served in...
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- 303 reads