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Randy Johnson

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You Only Have Yourself To Blame

By randy-johnson on Thu, 16 Apr 2015

You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...

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My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Apr 2015

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...

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Charlotte

By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Apr 2015

You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...

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You Killed My Sister

By randy-johnson on Sat, 11 Apr 2015

One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...