Home Read Write Forums Blogs randy-johnsonPrimary tabsView(active tab) Track I have 1196 stories published in 0 collections on the site. My stories have been read 498823 times and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.2 of my 13 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 2 votes Randy Johnson My stories Type - Any -StoryNon-fictionOtherPoemPoetry MonthlyBiography Genre - Any -NoirSpiritualYoung WritersSurrealTalecatchingScience fictionRomanceQuotationsRantReviewsTravelUnclassifiedWesternPhilosophyOther Non-fictionEroticaFantasyHistorical FictionDramaCrimeBiographyChildren'sHorrorHumourNatureOpinionOther FictionMiscellaneousLoveInspiration Point (work that responds to our weekly writing cue)JournalAutobiography Awards Cherry-picked - Any -TrueFalse Pick of the day - Any -TrueFalse Poem of the week - Any -TrueFalse Story of the week - Any -TrueFalse Stories per page 510204060 You Only Have Yourself To Blame By randy-johnson on Thu, 16 Apr 2015 You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate U Read more about You Only Have Yourself To Blame Log in to post comments 296 reads My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Apr 2015 I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt Log in to post comments 290 reads Charlotte By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Apr 2015 You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...Other Non-fictionMiscellaneousPoemCertificate U Read more about Charlotte 2 comments Log in to post comments 564 reads 1 likes You Killed My Sister By randy-johnson on Sat, 11 Apr 2015 One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...DramaCrimeOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about You Killed My Sister Log in to post comments 261 reads My Wife's Car Is In The Lake By randy-johnson on Thu, 09 Apr 2015 I forgot to set the parking brake. So now my wife's car is in the lake. You're looking at a man who can never catch a break. My wife kicked my ass...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about My Wife's Car Is In The Lake Log in to post comments 202 reads Pages« first ‹ previous … 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 … next › last »
randy-johnsonPrimary tabsView(active tab) Track I have 1196 stories published in 0 collections on the site. My stories have been read 498823 times and 6 of my stories have been cherry picked.2 of my 13 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 2 votes Randy Johnson My stories Type - Any -StoryNon-fictionOtherPoemPoetry MonthlyBiography Genre - Any -NoirSpiritualYoung WritersSurrealTalecatchingScience fictionRomanceQuotationsRantReviewsTravelUnclassifiedWesternPhilosophyOther Non-fictionEroticaFantasyHistorical FictionDramaCrimeBiographyChildren'sHorrorHumourNatureOpinionOther FictionMiscellaneousLoveInspiration Point (work that responds to our weekly writing cue)JournalAutobiography Awards Cherry-picked - Any -TrueFalse Pick of the day - Any -TrueFalse Poem of the week - Any -TrueFalse Story of the week - Any -TrueFalse Stories per page 510204060 You Only Have Yourself To Blame By randy-johnson on Thu, 16 Apr 2015 You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate U Read more about You Only Have Yourself To Blame Log in to post comments 296 reads My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Apr 2015 I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt Log in to post comments 290 reads Charlotte By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Apr 2015 You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...Other Non-fictionMiscellaneousPoemCertificate U Read more about Charlotte 2 comments Log in to post comments 564 reads 1 likes You Killed My Sister By randy-johnson on Sat, 11 Apr 2015 One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...DramaCrimeOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about You Killed My Sister Log in to post comments 261 reads My Wife's Car Is In The Lake By randy-johnson on Thu, 09 Apr 2015 I forgot to set the parking brake. So now my wife's car is in the lake. You're looking at a man who can never catch a break. My wife kicked my ass...HumourOther FictionPoemCertificate PG Read more about My Wife's Car Is In The Lake Log in to post comments 202 reads Pages« first ‹ previous … 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 … next › last »