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Randy Johnson

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A World With No Breasts

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed. They took me to a world where the women have no breasts. When I was abducted, I was...

I Killed For The Publicity

I killed a man just to get in the newspapers and on the Six O'Clock news. I wanted to get noticed even though my freedom was something I'd lose. I...

James Best - Part 3

When you were dead in Firecreek, it looked real. That was brilliant acting and it took a lot of skill. But sadly, now you're also dead in real life...

Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems

I know that you've been looking for love and romance. But your boyfriend only wants to get into your pants. He's going to dump you when he gets what...
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That Damn Peach

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it. I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it. My brother...

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