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Randy Johnson
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38 Years
Today I've been living in my neighborhood for 38 years. I was only a child when I moved here. I moved here at the age of five. Back then Elvis really...
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Doctor Who Fan
I'm a big fan of Doctor Who. I'm talking about the classic series, not the new. The Doctor defeated the Daleks, the Zygons and the Cybermen. He also...
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I will not arrest her for assault
You expect me to enforce a law that I detest. You expect me to place a woman under arrest. She threw and hit her husband with an empty pack of...
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If you were still here
If you were still here, the world would be a better place. But you died nearly two years ago and it's a disgrace. If you were still here, I would...
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Cold Turkey
When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean. Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without...
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