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Randy Johnson

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Everywhere I Go

God is with me everyday, he's with me everywhere I go. If people wonder if he'll abandon me, the answer is no. God is with me when I'm at my house,...

Drowning My Sorrows In Booze

My wife was a woman who I abused. Now I drown my sorrows in booze. I hit her quite often and it's something I regret. Now I'm drinking a lot of booze...

Old Betsy - Part 3

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away. But some come on my property but they sure as hell don't stay. Old Betsy shoots the hats...

Old Betsy - Part 2

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading. When my daughters get pregnant, Old Betsy is responsible for shotgun weddings...

Old Betsy

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't...

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