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Randy Johnson
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Stealing
I know that stealing is wrong but I don't regret what I did. I only stole food and I only did it to be able to feed my kids. After my wife died, I...
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The Gout
I've been eating a lot of pig snouts. And because of that, I have the gout. I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack. When my...
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Children Should Not Go With Strangers
Never get in a car with a stranger. If you do, you may be in danger. There are some people who can not be trusted. They might hurt you and if they...
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My Cup Of Tea
I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea. I drink so much that each day I pass five gallons of pee. My wife poured a boiling cup of...
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America's Most Famous Tomboy
You achieved fame and fortune during the Sixties. You achieved it by starring in The Beverly Hillbillies. For nearly ten years you entertained us as...
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