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Randy Johnson
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My Dog Smokes My Weed
I hope that you'll believe me but you probably will not. I have a dog and she has been smoking all of my pot. She's my doggy and I do love her. But I...
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Revenge From Beyond The Grave
What happened to me was unjust and unfair. I was framed for murder and I got the chair. But I was able to return from the grave. I had my revenge and...
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- 330 reads
A World With No Breasts
I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed. They took me to a world where the women have no breasts. When I was abducted, I was...
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I Killed For The Publicity
I killed a man just to get in the newspapers and on the Six O'Clock news. I wanted to get noticed even though my freedom was something I'd lose. I...
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James Best - Part 3
When you were dead in Firecreek, it looked real. That was brilliant acting and it took a lot of skill. But sadly, now you're also dead in real life...
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