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Randy Johnson
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If You Don't Pay, You Don't Stay
You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due. I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid of you. You sneak out the back every day to avoid...
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- 295 reads
Michael The Archangel
God's son was Michael the Archangel before his birth. But he was named Jesus Christ when he came to Earth. Michael the Archangel was his name. He...
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- 320 reads
I'm Barney Fife
I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot. Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you don't want to know where it was put. Andy put it...
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- 372 reads
Danny
I have a great friend and his name is Danny Carpenter. He's a very nice man and he's going to Heaven for sure. He bends over backwards to help his...
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- 236 reads
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III
If you hadn't died, today you would've become sixty-seven. But God called you home and you're with him in Heaven. Because of your bad infection, you...
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- 254 reads