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Randy Johnson
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Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems
I know that you've been looking for love and romance. But your boyfriend only wants to get into your pants. He's going to dump you when he gets what...
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That Damn Peach
My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it. I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it. My brother...
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Yoda Stole My Soda
While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda. I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda. I walked over to his table and we exchanged words. I...
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You Only Have Yourself To Blame
You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...
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My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...
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