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Randy Johnson
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I'm Barney Fife
I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot. Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you don't want to know where it was put. Andy put it...
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- 378 reads
Danny
I have a great friend and his name is Danny Carpenter. He's a very nice man and he's going to Heaven for sure. He bends over backwards to help his...
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- 243 reads
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III
If you hadn't died, today you would've become sixty-seven. But God called you home and you're with him in Heaven. Because of your bad infection, you...
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- 257 reads
Forsaken
God will never forsake people but many have forsaken him. We need God now more than ever because things are so grim. Many have chosen to forsake God...
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- 318 reads
To The Moon
My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle. When he blasted off, I wet my pants and was standing in my pee puddle. A con man...
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- 300 reads