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Randy Johnson

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Old Betsy

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't...

Threatening Phone Calls

For two months I've been receiving threatening phone calls. I haven't done anything to provoke the man, nothing at all. The Police can't trace the...

Colonoscopy

I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass. I told them that I didn't want that to happen, I told them that I...

With All Of My Heart And Soul

She was my mom and I loved her with all of my heart and soul. When she died, it was so devastating that I nearly lost control. She always had my back...

Columbo Isn't On The Case

I committed murder and I have bad news. Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose. Columbo always catches people when murder is the crime. He...

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