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Randy Johnson

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Old Betsy - Part 2

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading. When my daughters get pregnant, Old Betsy is responsible for shotgun weddings...

Old Betsy

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't...

Threatening Phone Calls

For two months I've been receiving threatening phone calls. I haven't done anything to provoke the man, nothing at all. The Police can't trace the...

Colonoscopy

I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass. I told them that I didn't want that to happen, I told them that I...

With All Of My Heart And Soul

She was my mom and I loved her with all of my heart and soul. When she died, it was so devastating that I nearly lost control. She always had my back...

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