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Randy Johnson
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Old Betsy - Part 3
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away. But some come on my property but they sure as hell don't stay. Old Betsy shoots the hats...
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- 285 reads
Old Betsy - Part 2
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading. When my daughters get pregnant, Old Betsy is responsible for shotgun weddings...
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- 228 reads
Old Betsy
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't...
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- 341 reads
Threatening Phone Calls
For two months I've been receiving threatening phone calls. I haven't done anything to provoke the man, nothing at all. The Police can't trace the...
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- 263 reads
Colonoscopy
I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass. I told them that I didn't want that to happen, I told them that I...
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- 236 reads