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Randy Johnson
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part 2
This is the third Mother's Day that has come around since you perished. The love that we felt for one another is something that I'll always cherish...
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$50,000,000 Bucks
I expected to be a millionaire or at least that was what I thought. I killed a homeless man to get the lottery ticket that he bought. When I demanded...
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I'm Not Colonel Sanders!
Because I look like Colonel Sanders, people ask me for the secret recipe. When I tell them that I don't have it, they always get very angry at me...
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STD
If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs. But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs. It's possible that you may get Herpes too...
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Tragic Magic
My wife was a magician and she loved to perform magic. But something happened that was devastating and tragic. She tried to perform a new trick that...
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