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Randy Johnson
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To The Moon
My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle. When he blasted off, I wet my pants and was standing in my pee puddle. A con man...
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That Movie Is A Disgrace!
I became very angry when I went to a DVD store. I'll tell you why that I'm not going there anymore. When I bought a DVD movie, the sales clerk...
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Burning
Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent. I'll tell you what happened instead of just giving you a hint. That oxygen tent went up...
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Power Lines Don't Make Good Clothes Lines
Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind. She paid the price when she decided to use a power line for a clothes line...
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Jesus Came To Live Among Us
Jesus left Heaven to be one of us and God allowed his only son to go. Jesus died so that people will not be sent to the Lake of Fire below. Jesus...
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