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Randy Johnson
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Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!
I know what you want to order for dinner, Welsh Rarebit. But if you order it again, I swear that I'll have a fit. You sleep in the buff and the Welsh...
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- 234 reads
A Double Whacking
I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me. The hitman got fifty grand from each of us, that was his fee. But...
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Drunken Cop
I turned to the bottle because I was a Cop. I was a good Policeman but it had to stop. I couldn't stand the crime and violence anymore. It got to be...
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- 296 reads
High On God
I don't need or want to take drugs because I'm high on God. I don't want drugs because they destroy the mind and bod. God is perfect and he deserves...
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I Got A Rock
On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go. I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks through their windows. I never even get one piece of...
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