smokejack

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smokejack

Conceived in an alley born in a cave raised on seaweed. Spent my early years on a roofrack. Left School at 10 caught by truant officer back at school by 11. I'm a twin of two others and I can play several instruments in my head and none with my hands. My first job was part time I painted the odd numbers on dice. I made a career out of avoiding a career.  My body is a temple often prodded by archeologists.

 

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Sailor

He likes to live in the past It keeps things in place He’s a fading die that’s cast On an old seafaring face He has a thousand tales Gathered from...
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Tabloid Man

Up in the morning Beats his Neanderthal Chest Turns to page three Gotta see some breast Scratches his balls Full English Dripping down his vest Burps...
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We are but blood supply

We are but blood supply We are born to work That’s what we’re told This will make us better people And when we grow old We can look back and say...
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General Erection 2015

Drum roll for the political candidate Who made the biggest promise Whilst keeping a straight face A fanfare for kissing babies And pretending to like...

Broken Shell

Broken shell Empty nest Put your faith To the test Take your first flight And fly it blind Go your own way Ignore the signs Say a prayer Choose a...

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