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The Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)
10. Whenever he hears Beck’s song, “Loser,” he excitedly yells, “Can you hear that? This is my song!” 9. He has a thing for guys in speedos.
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Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (an excerpt from my book, T.K.H. Smartass)
There should be extra spaces between the "Me" comments and the next person's as every bit includes another person's comment and my response.
One Voice (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)
A whisper in the distance, From a far off place, Unknown is the source, Unknown is the time and place, A voice in the distance, Unable to make it out, Only a few others notice,
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Girlfriend Application (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)
Name: (Note: If your name is Halle Berry, you automatically qualify.) Age: (You must be between the ages of 18 and 87.) Job:
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Beat
Sheltered from this world, Protected from potential harm, Fearful of being released, Wanting to maintain its innocence, As it begins to mature, Innocence slowly fades,
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