TheRoz81
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Craig Rozniecki
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What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis Joined Forces to Make a Holiday Commercial?
Personally, I think the shake weight commercials are some of the most unintentionally funny commercials out right now. Cialis is not too far behind in that regard.
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Memory Lane (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)
A midnight ride, Into the darkness I go, Life passing before my eyes, No matter how fast or slow, Each entity I envision, Brings about numerous memories,
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Doctors Crack Me Up Sometimes
So, I went to the doctor's this past Monday. I'm heading northbound to Michigan tomorrow to see family over Memorial Day weekend.
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Buzz Kill
I fly in the sky, Never wanting to come down, I feel the ultimate high, As I float up in the clouds
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The Overuse of Pronouns
Some people like to speak in clichés. Others like to speak in metaphors. Certain special people even like to speak in tongues.
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