TheShyAssassin

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I have 166 stories published in 5 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 80756 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Andy Pickering

 

My stories

Absence of Self

Abscence of self. Knowing, not knowing what I am. I lived, did I? In this world of tears. Curse the mother’s lonely egg, The father’s anxious sperm...
Cherry

My (Re-Posted) Brexit Poem

Bring me wine and whisky And I'll weep for our salvation And piss my fury on the bleaching bones of a once great broken nation. I won't take the...

Not Rats

When you wake in the night it’s the not-rats that bother. The noise they don’t make and the not-chew of shoes. When they don’t bite your larynx, Or...

The Three Halves of Martyn Manning--Chapter Six: Lisa - Part Two

Lisa paused, but only slightly. “Are you sure you’re not an axe murderer?” “Do I look like an axe murderer? Do I talk like an axe murderer? I’m not...

The Three Halves of Martyn Manning--Chapter Six: Lisa - Part One

He got lucky and caught her on her lunch-break so she was free to talk. She had a strong West Country accent but it was innocuous enough. “It’s a red...

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