Turlough

Primary tabs

I have 261 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1121985 times and 377 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1129 of my 3,762 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1241 votes

Trusted critic
Turlough's picture
Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

My stories

Cherry

No Country for Cold Men

Made in the shade of our covered terrace late in the afternoon on one of those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
2 likes
Gold cherry

Benches & Hedges

If you turn off your mind, relax and float downstream you might just find there’s a lot more than botany to discover in a garden, especially in Leeds.
2 likes
Gold cherry

Crado Come Home

Me and the world around me during the second half of July 2024, in 100 words per day.
2 likes
Cherry

All the President’s Biscuits

Me and the world around me during the first half of July 2024, in 100 words per day.
2 likes
Cherry

Candi Staton, the Sea and Me

Memories of my last night before becoming a salty sea dog. It all happened at the Devon public house in the fashionable Cross Gates district of Leeds, round about the end of August 1976.
3 likes

Pages

1129 of my comments have received 1241 Great Feedback votes

1 Vote

Teds

Posted on Fri, 06 Mar 2026

When I was an Eastender the rhyming slang they used for teeth was Ted Heath. I first became aware of this when a West Ham United fan I had the pleasure of working with would often regale his account of the time he had all his Teds kicked in on...

Read full comment

Posted in Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two

1 Vote

Get well soon!

Posted on Wed, 04 Mar 2026

Oh Jenny, this is awful news.

I was really sorry to learn about your pain and your hospital ordeal. I don’t care much for hospitals. I think they’re the last place you want to be when you’re feeling rough.

I’m glad to see that you’...

Read full comment

Posted in My Time In A & E

1 Vote

It's about Achill Island.

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

It's about Achill Island.

Read full comment

Posted in On Achill Island

1 Vote

Brrr!

Posted on Tue, 03 Mar 2026

I do remember it but only vaguely. I was five years old so it was my first year at primary school. I’d already decided that school wasn’t for me, so having to fight off polar bears to get there was the cherry on the arctic roll. I remember the...

Read full comment

Posted in When Your Snow is Deeper Than Your Dog

1 Vote

Gaïa

Posted on Tue, 03 Mar 2026

I don’t know how shih tzus would survive without human interference. We have to wash Gaïa’s face every day because she gets so much food (and worse) stuck to the hair on it. We take her to the groomer every six weeks most of the year but in...

Read full comment

Posted in When Your Snow is Deeper Than Your Dog

1 Vote

Colin and the Banshees

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

The Banshees of Inisherin is a peculiar film which some people say is mad and totally unbelievable. But we were on holiday in Mayo when it was released. We saw it at the cinema in Westport so, as we recognised so many of the film locations, it...

Read full comment

Posted in On Achill Island

1 Vote

Oileán Acla

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

Achill (or Oileán Acla) is only an island by the skin of its teeth as there’s a short road bridge crossing Achill Sound (the one Claire Keegan mentioned in the book) but that bridge is the only way in and out and it’s only been there just over a...

Read full comment

Posted in On Achill Island

1 Vote

Fluff

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

He also has a bit of fluff

Her name is Saucy Suzy

So it’s not just the anaesthetic

That leaves him feeling woozy

Read full comment

Posted in Teeth Tales – a Song For My Dentist

1 Vote

Lovely news

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

That's lovely news. Thank you very much IPFN. You've made my Baba Marta.

Read full comment

Posted in On Achill Island

1 Vote

Sinéad

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

Oooh Kat, I’m flattered.

If I’d only heard Sinéad O' Connor say my name I’d have been on a cloud for the rest of my life. I saw her perform live on stage once at the 2014 WOMAD festival near you. She was brilliant. I can’t say she was my...

Read full comment

Posted in On Achill Island

Pages