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I have 262 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1132453 times and 379 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1141 of my 3,785 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1254 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Mad Dogs and Donkeys

The first half of the last twelfth of 2024, described at a rate of one hundred words per day.
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The Day of the Drone - Luton to the Rescue

Christmas Chaos Part Two - The tale of a complicated and frustrating journey across Europe from east to west to enjoy the festive period with my family. Roy Wood and all the members of his band, Wizzard, said it’s a good job it’s not Christmas every day.
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The Day of the Drone - Gatwick Misery

Christmas Chaos Part One - The tale of a complicated and frustrating journey across Europe from east to west to enjoy the festive period with my family. Chris Rea said I have enough material here for him to be able to write a rock opera on the subject.
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Velvet Goldmine

I find this ABC Tales website a warm and welcoming community where writers of all abilities can share their work in the knowledge that it will be appreciated and encouraged. But what makes the site particularly special for me is that a close friend from long ago was a popular member here, regularly posting poetry and prose years before I joined. Julia Macpherson (ABC username Overthetop1 ) left this world far too soon, and at a point where too few had recognised the high standard of her writing talent. Following her death in 2016, her mother Coral (ABC’s seashore ) and her sister Sarah worked with Cerasus Poetry, and with the support of ABC members and the MIND mental health charity, to publish a compilation of her work. I lost touch with Julia in the mid-1980s, but found her again through ABC Tales and the pages of her book, Waiting For Another Velvet Morning .
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Eight Out of Ten Bulgarians

Described at the rate of exactly one hundred words per day (which isn’t many but at least I try), this is the crazy sort of stuff I found myself doing during the latter half of November.
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1141 of my comments have received 1254 Great Feedback votes

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I almost missed the Mist of Time

Posted on Sun, 26 Apr 2026

Lovely words Jenny. The golden cherries and the wee green book are well deserved.

I’m sorry I’ve only just seen this but I’m glad you’ve been able to find the strength and inspiration to write. It’s amazing what silent moments in...

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Posted in Through The Mist Of Time

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The B52s

Posted on Thu, 07 May 2026

If they’re still using the same B50s and B52s that I saw at Fairford back in the days when they were bombing Belgrade they’re probably running on coal. They were the ones that bombed Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos in the 1960s.

It’s peaceful...

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Posted in Teeth of Many Colours

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Offenbach Kickers

Posted on Wed, 06 May 2026

There's a German fourth-tier men's football team called Offenbach Kickers. I wish they'd qualify for a European competition and get themselves on the telly so I can see if they play in frilly petticoats and stockings with garters. They could...

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Posted in Out in the Styx

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How Orpheus!

Posted on Wed, 06 May 2026

The place where Orpheus emerged from Hades, (leaving his lovely missus, Eurydice, behind) is known as the Devil’s Throat Cave and it’s near to the mountain village of Yagodina in southern Bulgaria. So the River Styx that represents the boundary...

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Posted in Out in the Styx

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Cosmic!

Posted on Mon, 20 Apr 2026

Great words from our very own cosmic poet.

Nice one Paul.

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Posted in The Expanse

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Housey! Housey!

Posted on Tue, 14 Apr 2026

Is this the old house in Plovdiv that you're flying over or the new one in Krichim?

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Dating Dinosaurs

Posted on Fri, 10 Apr 2026

Is there a word for having carnal knowledge of an extinct species? This is very funny but it was probably for the best that you stopped where you did.

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Posted in Joe - a dinosaur theme park story with hotdogs.

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Smile

Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026

It's really nice to know I put a smile on your face Jenny. But wouldn't a big bowl of rhubarb crumble or a bag of hot cross buns put a smile on your face too? It would me.

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Danger

Posted on Mon, 06 Apr 2026

Thank you Paul.

I believe that if everyone just sat at home scribbling about their day, leaving their ballistic missile propped up in the shed beside their strimmer, and calmly watched Leeds United making a meal of getting past West Ham in...

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Diurnal arcs at twelve o'clock

Posted on Tue, 07 Apr 2026

I loved...

she mentally noted the degree of the sun on its diurnal arc estimating that lunchtime neared

I hate to steal but I'll be slipping that into the conversation tomorrow morning around 11:30 in our kitchen.

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Posted in Prophesy: The Immortal Witch (17)

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