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My stories have been read 713858 times and 290 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Turn and Face the Strange

Contemplating life in a world where virtually everything’s becoming virtual.
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Catatouille

Discovering that meat isn’t necessarily murder.
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Cherry

Lactobacillus Bulgaricus or Bust!

Other yoghurts are available, though scientists have proved that our Bulgarian yoghurt is by far the best in the world.
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This Sort of Thing - March 2024 - La finale

Words of comfort, words of peace. Words to fend off angry geese.
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This Sort of Thing - March 2024 - L'ouverture

Words in papers, words in books. Words once sung by Elkie Brooks.
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846 of my comments have received 898 Great Feedback votes

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Walking free

Posted on Thu, 03 Apr 2025

It's nice to think that humans could walk as free as the untamed creatures. It takes a lot of bottle for us to turn our backs on the superficial trappings that deter us from it while for many there is no choice.

Strong words to describe a...

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Posted in The Young Man

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Kirschkuchen

Posted on Mon, 31 Mar 2025

A few years back I was at the Olympiastadion where Hertha play. It's a fascinating place to visit even for those weirdos who don't like football as it oozes history and style. At first glance it looks like one of those modern all-concrete...

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Light Showers

Posted on Sun, 23 Mar 2025

Hello Jenny.

Since the destruction caused here by last summer's giant hailstones I'm all for the words of your poem, particularly the let light showers descend more slowly bit.

I'm sorry I didn't read this sooner. I've been...

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Mud

Posted on Mon, 03 Mar 2025

I'm sorry to hear that Di. In such situations the feeling of a loss if dignity is sometimes as hard to take as the pain. But well done the kind man and I'm glad you're feeling better now. And if it was only mud on his posh coat then surely it...

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Posted in The Archers in Cyrillic Script

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Good health and life

Posted on Mon, 03 Mar 2025

Zdraveh ee zhivot (здраве и живот, meaning good health and life) is a phrase that Bulgarians use every day Jenny, in a sort of 'all the best' way. So I can see that you're into their way of thinking.

Priyatelka's back is fine now. I've...

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Posted in The Archers in Cyrillic Script

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Things you see on a wall

Posted on Sun, 02 Mar 2025

Or leaving the piss, perhaps.

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Ta very much Di.

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Bob

Posted on Sun, 02 Mar 2025

Hello Jenny.

The Bob Dylan film is excellent but I think it might be best appreciated by people who are already fans. Priyatelkata wasn't as thrilled with it as I was. However, a fan will spot a few inaccuracies (aka artistic licence) but...

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Posted in Please Tell Him That I Said Hello

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Car boot commodities

Posted on Sat, 01 Mar 2025

It is indeed a car boot sale commodity Rhiannon, apparently changing hands at three or four times the price of what it would cost in Asda. The immigrant Marmite runners understandably have to make it worth their while. 

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Flimsy legs

Posted on Fri, 28 Feb 2025

If pond skaters took to drinking whey protein shakes they could become our planet's dominant species. I think it's worth a try.

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Posted in Skating Without Ice

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And without skates.

Posted on Fri, 28 Feb 2025

And without skates too, which is just as well because they'd struggle to fasten them up.

This is a great poem. And I like your choice of song too.

Nice one Jenny!

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