Turlough

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I have 245 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1046147 times and 350 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1030 of my 3,510 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1118 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Tan Remembered Toes

Paddling in the River Dun, we’d laugh hysterically as the peaty waters made our white Antrim feet appear a shade of tan.
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Island of Dreams

One day my wanderlust will take me to Great Yarmouth, but in the meantime here’s the Gulf of Kissamou.
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Clochán an Aifir (The Giant’s Causeway)

Not too far from where I once lived, this place has mesmerised me since I was six.
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Introducing Turlough Ó Maoláin, Performance Poet

My April, the second of two parts, and restricted to 100 words per day because less is more, and I am the Ludwig Mies van der Rohe of village gossip.
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The Fish on the Hill

My April, the first of two parts, and restricted to 100 words per day so that I can’t be accused of banging on about it.
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1030 of my comments have received 1118 Great Feedback votes

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Monster

Posted on Mon, 23 Mar 2026

Hello Luigi.

I’m excited to find out what happens next in the sleepy little town. It’s a place of great mystery and intrigue. The story’s advertised as a ten-parter but that’s what they said about Coronation Street in 1960. Have we ABC...

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What's next? Who's next?

Posted on Mon, 23 Mar 2026

Thank you very much Tom.

It’s the end of Mornington Heights as we knew it, but it’s not the end of the story.

I can’t wait to read about what will happen to its residents now that I have finished with them.

Will you be adding...

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Posted in Penny’s Pass the Story - Part Four

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Good idea!

Posted on Thu, 19 Mar 2026

Good idea! 

And part four is approaching completion.

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Posted in Penny's Pass the Parcel Part 3

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Of course!

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

Well isn't that lot just exactly what I wear all the time? 

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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This is such an honour.

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

Oh, I don’t know where to start. This is such an honour. I’d like to thank my mother and the milkman, my agent, my homeopath, my acupuncturist, the Dagenham Girl Pipers, Johnny Ten Levs, the team at Mucky Monika’s Massage Parlour, and last but...

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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Shame

Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026

Knowing what to say, either way, is very difficult and explaining exactly what is expected or not expected from a simple meet up for a drink can take the shine off the circumstances that have led up to it. It's a huge shame that we have this...

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Posted in The Misunderstanding

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Cheeky, or not cheeky

Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026

There are different levels to this, in my opinion. At the bottom there's the dark threatening expectation of something intimate happening and at the top there's the cheeky innuendo. 

Cheeky innuendo makes the world go round. When I was...

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Toothy

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

Fangs for that Jenny.

laugh

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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The B52s

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

My kids and I were out in the car one day that must have been in 1999 and we went past Fairford. On the runway there were about a dozen B52 bombers revving up their engines in readiness for taking off to bomb Belgrade (they have a new target...

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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Chippenham

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

We were living in Chippenham, a place where these things happen. We still talk about the noises made by the little girl who lived in our house when it had been a mill.

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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