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I have 249 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1063361 times and 356 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1045 of my 3,562 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1136 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Rupees Appease

Part Three of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Kavinda counts his cash.
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Taking Tea - Kavinda and Me

Part Two of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Will you take tea, dear friend? Ceylon or Dundee?
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A Black Morris Minor and a Pink Carnation

Part One of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Coping with the heat, the flies and the disco funk.
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Nihil Impossibile Erit Vobis

A wild rainy day spent with a grand bit of twentieth century Irish literature and a big box of teabags.
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Hot Cross Buns and Fish and Chips

It’s that one hundred words thing again, covering the second half of March when I was mostly in England.
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1045 of my comments have received 1136 Great Feedback votes

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Shame

Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026

Knowing what to say, either way, is very difficult and explaining exactly what is expected or not expected from a simple meet up for a drink can take the shine off the circumstances that have led up to it. It's a huge shame that we have this...

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Posted in The Misunderstanding

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Cheeky, or not cheeky

Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026

There are different levels to this, in my opinion. At the bottom there's the dark threatening expectation of something intimate happening and at the top there's the cheeky innuendo. 

Cheeky innuendo makes the world go round. When I was...

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Posted in The Misunderstanding

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Toothy

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

Fangs for that Jenny.

laugh

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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The B52s

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

My kids and I were out in the car one day that must have been in 1999 and we went past Fairford. On the runway there were about a dozen B52 bombers revving up their engines in readiness for taking off to bomb Belgrade (they have a new target...

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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Chippenham

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

We were living in Chippenham, a place where these things happen. We still talk about the noises made by the little girl who lived in our house when it had been a mill.

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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Therapy

Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026

Aye, the whole family is.

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Posted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars

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Tory Backbenchers

Posted on Fri, 06 Mar 2026

There’s only a thin line between a West Ham and a Millwall supporter. West Ham are renowned for being a family club, which means that even the granny is a racist thug. Allegedly!

I’ve been thinking about teeth. I’ll think some more and do...

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Posted in Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two

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Teds

Posted on Fri, 06 Mar 2026

When I was an Eastender the rhyming slang they used for teeth was Ted Heath. I first became aware of this when a West Ham United fan I had the pleasure of working with would often regale his account of the time he had all his Teds kicked in on...

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Posted in Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two

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Get well soon!

Posted on Wed, 04 Mar 2026

Oh Jenny, this is awful news.

I was really sorry to learn about your pain and your hospital ordeal. I don’t care much for hospitals. I think they’re the last place you want to be when you’re feeling rough.

I’m glad to see that you’...

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Posted in My Time In A & E

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It's about Achill Island.

Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026

It's about Achill Island.

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Posted in On Achill Island

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