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Terence Mullan
I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.









Shame
Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026
Knowing what to say, either way, is very difficult and explaining exactly what is expected or not expected from a simple meet up for a drink can take the shine off the circumstances that have led up to it. It's a huge shame that we have this...
Read full commentPosted in The Misunderstanding
Cheeky, or not cheeky
Posted on Sat, 14 Mar 2026
There are different levels to this, in my opinion. At the bottom there's the dark threatening expectation of something intimate happening and at the top there's the cheeky innuendo.
Cheeky innuendo makes the world go round. When I was...
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Toothy
Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026
Fangs for that Jenny.

Read full commentPosted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars
The B52s
Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026
My kids and I were out in the car one day that must have been in 1999 and we went past Fairford. On the runway there were about a dozen B52 bombers revving up their engines in readiness for taking off to bomb Belgrade (they have a new target...
Read full commentPosted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars
Chippenham
Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026
We were living in Chippenham, a place where these things happen. We still talk about the noises made by the little girl who lived in our house when it had been a mill.
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Therapy
Posted on Sat, 07 Mar 2026
Aye, the whole family is.
Read full commentPosted in Teeth Tales - The Miser’s Guide to Molars
Tory Backbenchers
Posted on Fri, 06 Mar 2026
There’s only a thin line between a West Ham and a Millwall supporter. West Ham are renowned for being a family club, which means that even the granny is a racist thug. Allegedly!
I’ve been thinking about teeth. I’ll think some more and do...
Read full commentPosted in Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two
Teds
Posted on Fri, 06 Mar 2026
When I was an Eastender the rhyming slang they used for teeth was Ted Heath. I first became aware of this when a West Ham United fan I had the pleasure of working with would often regale his account of the time he had all his Teds kicked in on...
Read full commentPosted in Teeth Tales - Woohoo Thirty Two
Get well soon!
Posted on Wed, 04 Mar 2026
Oh Jenny, this is awful news.
I was really sorry to learn about your pain and your hospital ordeal. I don’t care much for hospitals. I think they’re the last place you want to be when you’re feeling rough.
I’m glad to see that you’...
Read full commentPosted in My Time In A & E
It's about Achill Island.
Posted on Sun, 01 Mar 2026
It's about Achill Island.
Read full commentPosted in On Achill Island
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