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I have 238 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 944524 times and 339 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Don't Mess with a Meteorology Man

What I did during the second half of August 2024, at the rate of 100 words per day.
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For the Love of Irma Ogden

What I did during the first half of August 2024, at the rate of 100 words per day.
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No Country for Cold Men

Made in the shade of our covered terrace late in the afternoon on one of those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
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Benches & Hedges

If you turn off your mind, relax and float downstream you might just find there’s a lot more than botany to discover in a garden, especially in Leeds.
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Crado Come Home

Me and the world around me during the second half of July 2024, in 100 words per day.
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983 of my comments have received 1065 Great Feedback votes

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Fleetwood Mac

Posted on Mon, 10 Nov 2025

When I lived in Chippenham I used to regularly go with my kids to watch Bath City FC playing football at their ground in the Twerton district of the city. 

During those matches I talked to and befriended many of the natives, one of which...

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Posted in Turlough Ó Carolan's Farewell to Turlough Ó Maoláin

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Cheese

Posted on Tue, 11 Nov 2025

I was led to believe that it was something to do with a shortage of parmesan cheese over there and it stood for Make America Grate Again.

But we do need more accordions, and harmonicas.

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Posted in Land of Hope and Fury

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Hats

Posted on Tue, 11 Nov 2025

There's money to be made selling baseball hats bearing the words 'Make me great again, though I always have been'.

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Posted in Land of Hope and Fury

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Old Scotsmen

Posted on Tue, 11 Nov 2025

I've never met the Old Man of Storr (your description of him suggests he's quite a character) but I have met the Old Man of Hoy who seems like a similar sort of old man. They must get together to discuss which Scottish island they're going to...

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Posted in Old Man Of Storr

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Lesley Garrett and Billy the Kid

Posted on Mon, 10 Nov 2025

A funny, sad and exhilarating journey from the bar to motherhood. Good on you for keeping those things and telling us about them and surviving Lesley Garrett. 

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Posted in Things You Keep

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Brutal

Posted on Thu, 30 Oct 2025

The Celtic cross was an incredible piece of sculpting but I struggled to enjoy it because it was a memorial to a landowner (the Earl of Leitrim) who was an altogether unpleasant man though not as bad as his father who was assassinated by locals...

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Posted in Ooze Next?

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Roots

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

I've moved around a lot in my life Jenny, so I've never been sure where home was. Family members had always told me that Ireland was home and when I go there it feels like that's true, so that's a big part of the reason I get the lumps. But...

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Posted in Singin' in the Buncrana Rain

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Nice one!

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

Nice one Paul... an eerie tale expertly written.

But if you don't mind I'll just point out a bit of a factual error. Brian Eno left Roxy Music nine years before they released Avalon. At that stage of the band's history only Bryan Ferry, ...

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Posted in Why does it always rain in graveyards?

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Shells

Posted on Sun, 19 Oct 2025

It's hard to say what Priyatelkata does for a living. She sells seashells on the seashore.

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Posted in Shillelagh Shopping

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Funeral Fans

Posted on Sat, 18 Oct 2025

For me, your second paragraph sums up the seasonal changes and other people's peculiar approach to them. And I think and hope that Herbican's a fictitious character as you've demonstrated great skill in describing what a miserable character he is...

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Posted in autumn

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