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My stories have been read 990493 times and 342 of my stories have been cherry picked.
992 of my 3,431 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1076 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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Mother Bulgaria

As Lenin looks down from his sombre pedestal Concrete erupts from a bleak landscape like The broken teeth of windswept peasants Drinking homemade...
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Betty Lewis Eyes

A teapot on a tray she brings. Digestive in each saucer. Horrific tales of war to tell But only if she’s forced to. She’s angelic, prim and ninety...

Crucial Moves of Fantasy

Sit back and watch the sea above Where images of waves and whales and fish and ships Collide and slide and get mixed up Until it is a sea no more But...
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A Hot Afternoon in Malki Chiflik

Nothing moves. There is no breeze. No birds fly by in the cloudless sky. No creature has the will to disturb the cruel tranquillity. Not even bees...
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Frosty the Snowman

I was going to go out to the garden and build a snowman but then I remembered that I needed to put some fat on the cat’s abscess. I haven’t been...
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992 of my comments have received 1076 Great Feedback votes

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Unputdownable

Posted on Sun, 09 Jun 2024

But, scientifically speaking, summer doesn't even start for another twelve days. You'll have no books left unread for the real autumn. Maybe you'll find some unputdownable cleaning products.

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Rusty nails

Posted on Sun, 09 Jun 2024

Aww Jenny, I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling rough and I hope you're quickly feeling better.

A rusty nail, by the way, is the name of a cocktail made from whiskey and Drambuie, so maybe you need to swallow a few more.

It...

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Easter Rising

Posted on Thu, 06 Jun 2024

Poor Alfred. As if careworkers didn't have enough on their plates without having to sort out the Middle East crisis. It says in the Bible somewhere that we should cease working when we get to age fifty, so if Alfred sticks with that he'll be...

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The webuybooks thing

Posted on Thu, 06 Jun 2024

Ah, the webuybooks thing! I was surprised to get as much as 50p for some of fhe stuff I was re-homing. Kids books mostly that they left behind when they flew the nest. But some lovely old hardback jobs that my Ma left behind weren't even...

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The Gandhi family

Posted on Wed, 05 Jun 2024

Joan would have been dismayed if Mahatma Gandhi had made the pancakes. Surely that was the work for Mrs Gandhi.But maybe there wasn't a Mrs Gandhi to cook for him, which would explain why he was so thin.

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The mother-in-law

Posted on Wed, 05 Jun 2024

We have an English friend here who does Sudoku. She admits that sometimes it's a bit of a waste of time but says at least it gives her something to think about while she's talking to her mother-in-law on Skype.

Les Dawson lives on!

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Curry tales

Posted on Wed, 05 Jun 2024

Ah, thanks Jenny.

Strange that both you and Insert have said that Joan reminds you of your ex-mothers in law. Maybe they were all the same person.

My dad used to love curry but no other adults in the family did and it was assumed...

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Books like that

Posted on Tue, 21 May 2024

With books like that around, the world has no place for all the artificial intelligence nonsense that's going on.

But will we get to read what appears on its blank pages?

A great idea and a great read.

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Special time of day

Posted on Mon, 27 May 2024

Great words to suit this special time of day. Calming moments.

I really liked your  

A smile to melt the cold stare

of all the hardest days

as that's exactly how the dusk has made me feel down the...

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Brave stories

Posted on Thu, 30 May 2024

But you've probably other experiences to tell Marley about Di. We all live our lives differently. 

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