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I have 252 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1085117 times and 362 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1063 of my 3,603 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1155 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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While My Guitar Teacher Gently Weeps

Words of apology to anyone who has ever tried to teach me to play a musical instrument.
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There’s a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He’s Engels

Dyado Petr, Baba Stefka and Todor Zhivkov are/were real people, the earthquake and appointment of a new head of state really did happen, and the places I’ve mentioned really do exist, but much of the rest of this tale is a fig leaf of my imagination. However, it describes an event that could have taken place in my part of Bulgaria seventy years ago. Superstition is so strong and diverse here that it’s possible to make it up and get away with it. Maybe I did make it up and maybe I didn’t.
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The Fox and the Elm Tree

For Julia and Robert. And for Coral and Sarah.
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If I Were a Fish

June is busting out all over… from day sixteen to the end of the month, each described in 100 words.
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Marlene Dietrich’s Gappy Teeth

June is busting out all over… the month’s first fifteen days, each described in 100 words.
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1063 of my comments have received 1155 Great Feedback votes

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Vengeance

Posted on Wed, 24 Jun 2026

What an excellent array of anti-boss vengeful activities. The very things that I would have liked to have done on my last ever day working for nasty people. I had a friend who once sneaked into a pub he had been sacked from and concealed a fresh...

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Posted in The sort of day....

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Oh to be in Brean

Posted on Thu, 25 Jun 2026

It's bad enough when you go to the seaside and the birds steal your chips but this is a true tale of mystery and suspense.

Wonderful writing Mister B. I'm looking forward to the next instalment already.

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Posted in Prophesy: The Immortal Witch (26)

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Boomtown

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

What? Greenock?

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Posted in Strimmer Time and the Living is Easy

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Dodgy

Posted on Mon, 22 Jun 2026

No one has ever said before that my dodgy relatives might be a much better bet. You've made this a day to remember.

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Posted in Somewhere: Chapter 1 (Pt 2)

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Hoping

Posted on Sat, 20 Jun 2026

Hello Jenny.

I’m sorry I drifted away for a while so I’ve only just read this, and your two previous posts On This Peaceful Day and Torment.  Two poems, one of beauty and one of great courage, just as your writing has always been in the...

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Posted in Diagnosis Of My Appointment

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Complete shits I have known and loved

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

Thanks AF. I’m glad I cheered you up and your last sentence made me laugh as I had thought you were going to say what a grand lad Geldof was.

In the early eighties I went to see John Lee Hooker at Hammersmith Odeon. There were some Irish...

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Posted in Strimmer Time and the Living is Easy

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Taking corners

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

Thank you Kat. Since birth I’ve modelled myself on Frank Carson.

Ludo is indeed still alive but we worry about the long-term effects of all the drugs the vets are giving him. He’s an utter mess at the moment because all his summer...

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Posted in Strimmer Time and the Living is Easy

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Going solar

Posted on Tue, 23 Jun 2026

Thank you IPFN for your words and cherries. It’s nice to be posting again.

We looked into solar panels and they’re quite expensive because they need to be tough enough to survive a Bulgarian winter. Apparently they have to be topped up...

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Posted in Strimmer Time and the Living is Easy

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Tricky

Posted on Mon, 22 Jun 2026

You're right Kat, it's a very tricky one. I think the policy depends upon the personality of the person we're dealing with. And it's not always at a stage in a long term relationship that such things happen. Something unsaid could even prevent...

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Posted in Hidden

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Positive Visions

Posted on Fri, 15 May 2026

I love this poem Jenny. Positive words put together so beautifully.

Congratulations on the Poem of the Week award. It's certainly well deserved.

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Posted in Where Thoughts Take Me

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