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I have 252 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1084547 times and 362 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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To the Lighthouse Café

Dallying in Donegal and dabbling a bit in Derry. The second of a fair few parts.
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Finding Fionnuala

Dallying in Donegal and dabbling a bit in Derry. The first of a fair few parts.
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Bring Me the Head of St. Paisius of Hilendar

The hottest days of my life… fourteen more August days… 100 words each, as usual.
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A Different Tetsubin of Sushi

The hottest days of my life… August’s first fourteen days… 100 words each, as usual.
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Mary's Missing Teapot

A few words of commiseration and respect for all those who have ever lost a teapot.
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1063 of my comments have received 1155 Great Feedback votes

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Sticks and stones

Posted on Sat, 11 Jul 2026

Aye, I'll 'ave 'em... which is an easy thing to say from 3,000 kms away.

My thin skin grew thicker. Folks can say whatever they want these days. It's like sticks and stones off a duck's back.

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See my baby jibe

Posted on Sat, 11 Jul 2026

The durty skite! Did you not jibe back? I would have done. Tell me who it was and I’ll jibe for you.

But I do know from experience how receiving a bad jibe can distress the mind.

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Intolerant mess

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

There are horror stories coming at us in all directions Jane. Ukraine is a good example as the Ukrainian refugees that came to Bulgaria are generally different to the ones that went to Western Europe. Ours are the Russian speaking Ukrainians who...

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The Troubles

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

During the Troubles in Ireland there were indeed different brands of Christians fighting each other but they weren’t fighting over religion. The problems in the North always have been about the lack of civil rights of the Catholic / Nationalist...

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That gardener

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

Ah you made me do LOLs multiple times. And I too am a perverted gardener, but I love the hot sunny days, as long as I'm allowed a siesta. I expect the professionals aren't allowed that luxury. Poor you!

2013 was a long time before my time...

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Ignorance

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

I wish I knew the answer Kat, but I'm not sure there is one. 

It's something that's always gone on but it seems to have become significantly worse in the last ten years, stoked up by social media access to the hate speech of the likes of...

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Two Tribes

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

"War breaks out and nobody turns up..."

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Lambeg

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

Exactly Kat!

If only our villagers had actually met an Indian family.

My elderly mother would never eat 'Paki food' when she came to our house so we'd tell her it was Malaysian and then she'd be fine with it. And then she...

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Immigraniada

Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026

Thank you very much.

You're right about that word migrant. I'm a migrant and so are the people on the boats fleeing war and famine. Skin pigmentation is the key feature that sets us apart. And then there are the migrants here who try to...

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Happy Mondays

Posted on Fri, 03 Jul 2026

I've already done that but I wrote it in Bulgarian. It's called I Don't Like Ponedelniks.

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