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I have 206 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 707353 times and 287 of my stories have been cherry picked.
842 of my 3,071 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 893 votes

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Terence Mullan

 

I shaved my head again today. I shave it every couple of months to disguise the fact that I’m going bald.

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The Fish on the Hill

My April, the first of two parts, and restricted to 100 words per day so that I can’t be accused of banging on about it.
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When Life Gives You Flags

Part Four of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Kavinda’s proudest moment.
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Rupees Appease

Part Three of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Kavinda counts his cash.
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Taking Tea - Kavinda and Me

Part Two of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Will you take tea, dear friend? Ceylon or Dundee?
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A Black Morris Minor and a Pink Carnation

Part One of the Flour of Sri Lanka series. Coping with the heat, the flies and the disco funk.
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842 of my comments have received 893 Great Feedback votes

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Roots

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

I've moved around a lot in my life Jenny, so I've never been sure where home was. Family members had always told me that Ireland was home and when I go there it feels like that's true, so that's a big part of the reason I get the lumps. But...

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Posted in Singin' in the Buncrana Rain

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Nice one!

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

Nice one Paul... an eerie tale expertly written.

But if you don't mind I'll just point out a bit of a factual error. Brian Eno left Roxy Music nine years before they released Avalon. At that stage of the band's history only Bryan Ferry, ...

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Posted in Why does it always rain in graveyards?

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Shells

Posted on Sun, 19 Oct 2025

It's hard to say what Priyatelkata does for a living. She sells seashells on the seashore.

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Posted in Shillelagh Shopping

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Funeral Fans

Posted on Sat, 18 Oct 2025

For me, your second paragraph sums up the seasonal changes and other people's peculiar approach to them. And I think and hope that Herbican's a fictitious character as you've demonstrated great skill in describing what a miserable character he is...

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Teapot Trafficking

Posted on Fri, 17 Oct 2025

What you've said is true Di. People have been leaving rural Ireland for a couple of centuries. The country's population still hasn't recovered to the level it was before the Great Hunger in the 1840s when a million people died and another million...

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Teachers

Posted on Thu, 16 Oct 2025

I was painfully shy back then and afraid to say boo to a goose. My parents moved us around quite a bit so I always seemed to have the wrong accent. Feeling intimidated most of the time, or at the very best just bored, I never stuck up for myself...

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Posted in At Home in the Pause

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Pause for thought.

Posted on Thu, 16 Oct 2025

Your words fit perfectly with how I've felt for years.

Everybody measures success in different ways. My experience of school teachers was that they felt they'd been successful if they'd packed some kids off to university, whether it was...

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People in longboats

Posted on Sun, 12 Oct 2025

Aye, apparently many of the Vikings who arrived in Britain and Ireland did so to trade and even integrate and marry into local communities. I think a lot of the bad press they got was stirred up by an eighth century equivalent of Nigel Farage and...

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Posted in Floki's Viking Spirit

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Tony & Kirk

Posted on Sun, 12 Oct 2025

Nice one Jenny! A great poem and well deserving of the golden delicious.

I've never seen the Vikings television series but when I was a kid I loved the film of the same name that had Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas in it. There's one bit...

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Euro cash

Posted on Fri, 26 Sep 2025

Ha ha! Saint Pay Up would be a great name for a fella on our money. St P is only going on the Bulgarian euro coin, not the notes. Every country in the Eurozone has it's own euro coin but they all use each other's. The euro banknotes are the same...

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Posted in Bring Me the Head of St. Paisius of Hilendar

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