Artemis Too?

By Ewan
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I saw their projected track,
the one where they'll lasso the moon:
a figure 8 to the dark side
- and back?
What if they don't make it?
What if it's not 8, but infinity -
and beyond?
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infinity and beyond, like the
infinity and beyond, like the cartoon cowboy, but no joke. We got bored with moon landings. Now they're back.
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Er .. no
To infinity and beyond. As a mathematician that's always made me laugh.
Another 1.5 trillion dlollars to carry on with his war of choice, 152 million dollars to reopen Alcatraz, and 93 billion dollars to send a few guys in a bean can round a lump of barren rock. Trump's spending plans certainly seem to go to infinity and beyond.
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The Clangers
What are they expecting to find on the Moon? Oil or weapons of mass destruction?
Turlough
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Now you see them ..
Maybe nuclear weapons. Which their own intelligence chief told them didn't exist in the first place, but they 'obliterated' in the second place, and then started a war over in the third place. Them pesky nuclear weapons are mighty persistent.
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Peskiness
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
Apparently that's a quote from the Einstein files.
Turlough
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Third time's a charm
Tertiary syphilis - is that what you get from being unfaithful to three wives ?
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The Syphilitic Hulk
He's following Idi Amin all the way. All that remains to be done is the cannibalism. I expect he's just waiting for the launch of the McDonald's Happy Meal with crispy child's leg pieces.
Turlough
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Check news that rocket hasn't
Check news that rocket hasn't hurtled into sun, or Iran, then make Pick of Day.
Spot on. Very good.
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Hilbert showed that one can
Hilbert showed that one can go beyone infinity, apparently. Although I've yet to use that knowledge in any practical way. Pick of the day with 36 words - is this a record?
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