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I have 27 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 25746 times and 13 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories


An Ode to Stuart Baggs

Oh Stuart! Your bags of coal will soon make diamonds, With grinding teeth and eyes to cleave the highlands, A field of ponies gallops through your core,

Pride Apart

I agreed to see her but only because she caught me on facebook chat and basically insisted on it.

Double Complete Rainbow

The man assembles a team to build a contraption that will fire him through the rainbow in a perfect arc, landing him in the elixir on the other side. He spends forty years of his life building...


I tell her that love is like osmosis. She laughs and puts on her make up. I tell her about semi-permeable membranes, and she throws her face back in glee.

Mission Memory

9am, drinking white wine from the bottle. I watched some dribble down her chin, and would’ve spoken up except for these hovering weights in my head.