The Politician's Song

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

When you are a young political activist you think you can change anything, and when you are a government minister you realise that you can't. To the tune of All By Myself by the Beatles.
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

I Never Knew a Man Who Could Iron a Shirt

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Men did many great things in history, they were great inventors and they were the first people to walk on the moon. But have you ever met a man who could iron a shirt?
Humour
Certificate U

Grandmother Lou

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

A song about my grandmother's terrible cooking. To the tune of Runaround Sue.
Humour
Certificate U

How The Dinosaurs Became Extinct

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Scientists have often speculated about how dinosuars became extinct. This poem suggests an interesting alternative theory.
Humour
Certificate U

The Twilight Zone

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Is there another dimension? Could you be in two places at the same time? Is there a dimension where all the things that are wrong in the world are actually right?
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Burning the Plough

By poetjude on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

A good life we had through hard work
Autobiography
Poem
Certificate U

July 2nd 2007

By English on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Non-fiction account of a possible mental illness.
Autobiography
Certificate U

Alien Household : Part 1 (Alien Opportuniites excerpt)

By Kurt Rellians on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Chris finds his work duties for the Household include haeping one of the wives to 'relax' sexually. He is seduced into a more complete discovery of alien lifestyle than he expected.
Erotica
Story
Certificate 18

The Letter Rhyme

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

Paul Young wrote The Letter Song and I have tried to update it and bring it into the age of the mobile phone. This is also a satirical version in which the girl tells the boy to get lost.
Love
Poem
Certificate U

A Flower For My Love

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

I wrote a poem about picking a beautiful flower and giving it to no woman in particular. I think this poem encapsulates the feelings a man has for his partner.
Love
Poem
Certificate U

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