randy-johnson

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StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago

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Carnival

When I went to the carnival, my ex-girlfriend was there. I thought I could win her back if I won her a teddy bear. I shot all of the moving ducks and...

Springtime

It's such a great day that it makes a man want to sing. I'm very happy because today is the first day of Spring. Knowing that the bitterness of...

Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

A man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return. But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are...

God Is Cracking Down

I broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord. I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord. God is cracking...

Half an Inch

It pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long. It's extremely embarrassing because I have a tiny schlong. I never use urinals while out...

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