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StoryPancakes randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StorySamson and Delilah randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryThank you, God randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryLife isn't always fair. randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryRoad Rash randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryThat damn beard! randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryTurned away randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI don't sell beer to minors randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf everybody would adopt a pet randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI'll always protect her from you randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGrandpa randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGoodbye Sherman Hemsley randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryI should've learned french randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGeorge Lindsey randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI will not give up! randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryGift from God randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryHillary wants Obama to win randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 2 months ago

My stories

ED

By randy-johnson on Mon, 04 Mar 2019

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed. I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take my wife to bed. I don't get any action because of...
Humour
Poem
Certificate 18

Kool-Aid Criminal

By randy-johnson on Mon, 04 Mar 2019

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs. He puts the drugs in the kool-aid,...
Humour
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate 12

Crosby Park

By randy-johnson on Mon, 25 Feb 2019

I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today. I moved here six months before Elvis Presley passed away. Crosby Park is the name of my...
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U
1 likes

We Got No Time For That Crap!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 19 Feb 2019

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!" I'm Buford T. Justice...
Humour
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate PG

I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

By randy-johnson on Tue, 12 Feb 2019

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a choice between watching it and having dental surgery, I'd choose a...
Humour
Opinion
Poem
Certificate PG

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