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Story	Pancakes	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Samson and Delilah	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Thank you, God	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Life isn't always fair.	randy-johnson	1	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Road Rash	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	That damn beard!	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Turned away	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I don't sell beer to minors	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	If everybody would adopt a pet	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I'll always protect her from you	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Grandpa	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Goodbye Sherman Hemsley	randy-johnson	1	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I should've learned french	randy-johnson	1	12 years 2 months ago
Story	George Lindsey	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I will not give up!	randy-johnson	1	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Gift from God	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Hillary wants Obama to win	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	God's masterpieces	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I wish I was a bird	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	If Jesus was here	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	I voted against Phil Bredesen	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Every day should be like Christmas time	randy-johnson	1	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Don't commit suicide	randy-johnson	2	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Donkey Kong Junior	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago
Story	Everybody deserves a second chance	randy-johnson	0	12 years 2 months ago

My stories

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

By randy-johnson on Sat, 15 Dec 2018

Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But he's not only on that list this year, he's on it...

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A Different Version Of Pinocchio

By randy-johnson on Thu, 13 Dec 2018

I'm Pinocchio and when I lie, a certain part of my anatomy grows. But I'm talking about my wiener, not my nose. Women constantly beg me to lie. But I...

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I Can't Get Drunk

By randy-johnson on Sun, 09 Dec 2018

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.) I can't believe what the USA Government has done. They've raised the drinking age up to twenty-...

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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI

By randy-johnson on Sat, 01 Dec 2018

The Christmas of 2012 was the last Christmas that you celebrated on Earth. You were a kind and loving mother for 41 and a half years after my birth...

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Black Friday At The Hospital

By randy-johnson on Fri, 23 Nov 2018

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle. I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital. Gamestop announced...