randy-johnson

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StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson113 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson213 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago

My stories

ED

I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed. I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take my wife to bed. I don't get any action because of...

Kool-Aid Criminal

The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scum bag who poisons people with drugs. He puts the drugs in the kool-aid,...

Crosby Park

I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today. I moved here six months before Elvis Presley passed away. Crosby Park is the name of my...
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We Got No Time For That Crap!

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give him a slap. He wanted hushpuppies and I said "We got no time for that crap!" I'm Buford T. Justice...

I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a choice between watching it and having dental surgery, I'd choose a...

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