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GE Appliances
There's something about my wife that astounds me. She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE. I bought her a washing machine that was made by...
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Dad Ceased To Be Alive
Half a decade ago today, Dad ceased to be alive. Five years ago, Dad died at the age of sixty-five. He was a hard worker, he could have outworked two...
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Traffic Light Disaster
As soon as I ran that red light, I knew that our fates were sealed. Because of my carelessness and stupidity, seven people were killed. When I...
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A Different Version of Hide and Seek
My nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek. This version involves a gun, if he finds me, things will become bleak. In this...
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I Wrote The Declaration of Independence
I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks. So I built a time machine and traveled back to 1776. I intended to see the signing of the...
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