randy-johnson

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StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson113 years 2 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson213 years 2 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson013 years 2 months ago

My stories

Cruel and Deadly Rejection

When she rejected me, she was very cruel and she was somebody who I killed. When she was through talking, you don't want to know how she made me feel...

A True Masterpiece of Shit

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit. I have a son who was naughty and needed to be punished so I made him watch...

Don't Call Cold Blooded Murder an Accident!

When I read a woman's obituary on a newspaper's website, I was pissed. They called the woman's death a senseless, tragic accident. That is a load of...

It Was Like Talking To a Brick Wall

Talking to you was always a waste of time, you didn't listen at all. Talking to you was worthless, it was like talking to a brick wall. I showed you...

The Pissed Arsonist

When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed. I decided to burn that house down because I'm an arsonist. I used gasoline to burn that house...

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