A True Masterpiece of Shit

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.

I have a son who was naughty and needed to be punished so I made him watch it.

He cried and cried, it has scarred him for life because it was too much for him to handle.

He said he'd never be naughty again if I would have enough pity to change the channel.

My son committed over 100 crimes but he always got off scot-free because of lack of evidence.

But he kept his side of the bargain, I changed the channel and he's been as good as gold ever since.

Unfortunately, I've received a lot of criticism from other parents who say I went too far.

One mother said that forcing him to watch the new Doctor Who was more cruel than cutting the brake lines on a person's car.

When I made him watch that piece of shit, perhaps I was going too far, some say that I really blew it.

But if you have a problem child who needs to be taught the error of his ways, forcing him to watch the new Doctor Who will do it.