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I Would Gladly Share My Crisps With You.
An old lady gets on Smelling like bums and sherbert. Bringing new meaning to the sherbert dab She fizzes past Fat and terrified Of a new generation That won't give up their seats.
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If you peeled my skin off I'd be smiling
There are gaps where our bones don't meet and it's cold but we're both grinning and we don't know how to stop.
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With no one to impress I'm lost
Add it to the list of things I've ruined through analysis. I will never watch Saddam swing lightheartedly again.
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The Importance of Gestures
Pissmop has been brought back from the dead and this time he's a twinkly eyed, silver fox. I never saw the man he grew into but I can guess he was nothing like this.
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Happy Birthday Cyril
Cyril throws his slimy sock to the other side of the room and apologises to Stan for the shaky bunk. “Don’t mention it friend. If you can’t enjoy Me Time on your birthday, when can you?”
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