smokejack
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forum topic | Arthur Books bloke | smokejack | 0 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Forum topic | Don't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards | smokejack | 3 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Forum topic | Gordon Brown's 'Gaffe' | smokejack | 38 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Story | Colouring Gaugin | seashore | 12 | 13 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Does a Rude Title Get You More Reads | well-wisher | 1 | 13 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Writers pets? | Kahdai | 10 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Knob Wank Titty Rude | Jakdakson | 7 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Combatting Homesickness! | Lem | 9 | 13 years 8 months ago |
| Forum topic | AhmadineBad? | Mangone | 29 | 13 years 8 months ago |
| Story | Hopeless Case | maggyvaneijk | 3 | 14 years 3 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | I get the feeling J K Rowling doesn't like the Tories | brooosh | 8 | 14 years 4 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | E Books | Noticeboard | 1 | 14 years 4 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | Trusted celebrities | h jenkins | 10 | 14 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Such A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad | smokejack | 3 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | THE EXTRANJERA - ARRIVAL | gerrylou31 | 1 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Skeleton Life - Stale Marriage | smokejack | 4 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Mr Avaricious - Greed is No cure | smokejack | 2 | 14 years 10 months ago |
My stories
Where it all went wrong
I see men in suits and ties Standing up telling lies Throwing promises in the air Full of charm and flair I see men in preachers’ clothes Standing...
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- 557 reads
That Day
I remember when we Laid on that perfectly cut grass Lying in the crucifix position Trying to count all the stars In that midnight sky deep blue We...
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When I Was a Boy
When I was a boy With no computer for a toy I made up games to play Like a pack of cards Predicting football results Of teams whose names I made up...
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Prayer for Gaza
Our father who can’t be in heaven Hollow be thy name Thy Kingdom come With hate and guns On Earth as it is In Hell Give us this day our daily dead...
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- 494 reads
Rainbows End
I once knew a man called Rainbow he was tall and thin. His trousers hung on to him like a koala bear hugging a tree, his shoes were too big for his...
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