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My stories

We're off to Mars

They’ve found water on Mars So life must exist I’m told there’s a battle ahead To see who gets on the list They say the red planet Is an open book...
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Chimes of Innocent Times

The noises I remember as a child Like the wind Shaking the trees Rattling branches Tearing the leaves Birds singing under the sun And the buzzing of...
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Love is a Pariah

I shall shun advances Take no chances No knight in shining armour Polishing lances Shall I be Love is a pariah to me I will tear asunder The notion...
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Suitcase

My suitcase is tired But it hides the tears I know it’s had enough Been this way for years We’ve been through tough times We’ve slept out in the cold...
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Build a Bonfire

They’re closing all our libraries Putting a dam in the stream Prisoners are not allowed to read And workers have no right To dream Aspirations are...

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