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Working Class Tories (mean nothing to me) apologies to John Lennon

By smokejack on Fri, 15 May 2015

There’s a breed of people walking this land Dreaming of status and living life grand It’s all about me so give no one a hand A working class tory is...
Philosophy
Drama
Poem
Certificate U
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The Brothel Keepers

By smokejack on Thu, 30 Apr 2015

An old man I used to work with On a building site Asked me if I was political Asked if I was left or right I looked him in the eye And told him...
Talecatching
Poem
Certificate U
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Tinkerers

By smokejack on Fri, 17 Apr 2015

I see them in different shapes And sizes Pockets emptied Of any surprises I see them in different Towns And Cities Shoulders shed Of self pity...
Philosophy
Poem
Certificate U
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Sailor

By smokejack on Wed, 01 Apr 2015

He likes to live in the past It keeps things in place He’s a fading die that’s cast On an old seafaring face He has a thousand tales Gathered from...
Spiritual
Travel
Poem
Certificate U
Cherry

Tabloid Man

By smokejack on Mon, 23 Mar 2015

Up in the morning Beats his Neanderthal Chest Turns to page three Gotta see some breast Scratches his balls Full English Dripping down his vest Burps...
Rant
Poem
Certificate U

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