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The Brothel Keepers

An old man I used to work with On a building site Asked me if I was political Asked if I was left or right I looked him in the eye And told him...
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Tinkerers

I see them in different shapes And sizes Pockets emptied Of any surprises I see them in different Towns And Cities Shoulders shed Of self pity...
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Sailor

He likes to live in the past It keeps things in place He’s a fading die that’s cast On an old seafaring face He has a thousand tales Gathered from...
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Tabloid Man

Up in the morning Beats his Neanderthal Chest Turns to page three Gotta see some breast Scratches his balls Full English Dripping down his vest Burps...
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We are but blood supply

We are but blood supply We are born to work That’s what we’re told This will make us better people And when we grow old We can look back and say...

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