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Type	Title	Author	Replies	Last updated
Story	This White Room	smokejack	5	12 years 3 months ago
Story	The Stolen Poppy	smokejack	1	12 years 3 months ago
Forum topic	Apparently UKIP MEPs are lazy and unprincipled	brooosh	3	12 years 6 months ago
Forum topic	is there a quicker way to delete posts?	smokejack	1	12 years 6 months ago
Forum topic	Arthur Books bloke	smokejack	0	12 years 6 months ago
Forum topic	Don't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards	smokejack	3	12 years 6 months ago
Forum topic	Gordon Brown's 'Gaffe'	smokejack	38	12 years 6 months ago
Story	Colouring Gaugin	seashore	12	15 years 3 months ago
Forum topic	Does a Rude Title Get You More Reads	well-wisher	1	15 years 3 months ago
Forum topic	Writers pets?	Kahdai	10	15 years 4 months ago
Forum topic	Knob Wank Titty Rude	Jakdakson	7	15 years 4 months ago
Forum topic	Combatting Homesickness!	Lem	9	15 years 4 months ago
Forum topic	AhmadineBad?	Mangone	29	15 years 4 months ago
Story	Hopeless Case	maggyvaneijk	3	15 years 9 months ago
Forum topic	I get the feeling J K Rowling doesn't like the Tories	brooosh	8	15 years 9 months ago
Forum topic	E Books	Noticeboard	1	15 years 9 months ago
Forum topic	Trusted celebrities	h jenkins	10	16 years 1 week ago
Story	Such A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad	smokejack	3	16 years 6 months ago
Story	THE EXTRANJERA - ARRIVAL	gerrylou31	1	16 years 7 months ago
Story	Skeleton Life - Stale Marriage	smokejack	4	16 years 7 months ago
Story	Mr Avaricious - Greed is No cure	smokejack	2	16 years 7 months ago

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Sailor

By smokejack on Wed, 01 Apr 2015

He likes to live in the past It keeps things in place He’s a fading die that’s cast On an old seafaring face He has a thousand tales Gathered from...

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Tabloid Man

By smokejack on Mon, 23 Mar 2015

Up in the morning Beats his Neanderthal Chest Turns to page three Gotta see some breast Scratches his balls Full English Dripping down his vest Burps...

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We are but blood supply

By smokejack on Thu, 19 Mar 2015

We are but blood supply We are born to work That’s what we’re told This will make us better people And when we grow old We can look back and say...

General Erection 2015

By smokejack on Wed, 11 Mar 2015

Drum roll for the political candidate Who made the biggest promise Whilst keeping a straight face A fanfare for kissing babies And pretending to like...