I was sat around the dinner table with my family, eating a bowl of Christmas pudding. The slice of pudding I had on my spoon said to me: “Stop!!! Don’t eat me!!!”
1: Why did the Christmas tree get arrested? Cos it kept flashing 2: What did the elf go to study at college? Elf and safety. 3: Why was the elf in hospital? It caught Tinselitis.
