"Christmas Eve pot-party in the shed"

It’s the night before Christmas down in the potting shed and the farmer has gone home to celebrate. Over in a quiet forgotten corner of the shed between two huge flower pots, is a tall and leafy green dandelion, simply called Weed, but she is no ordinary weed, and these are no ordinary flower pots, as you will soon discover.
Weed stands on sentry duty, watching for when the farmer leaves and returns, because when he isn’t around something magical happens. It is a secret that only Weed, the little shed and your selves know about.

When the farmer is well out of sight, Weed sounds the all clear signal and a few seconds later, two strange little figures appear from inside the pots. They are flower pot men, known as Bill and Ben. They talk funny.
Bill and Ben have been very naughty. They have been secretly tippling all afternoon,on cocktails of fizzy Baby-Bio and compost.
The little men giggle and greet each other:

“Oh.. slobbalobb-Bebb,” says Bill in his gravel tone of voice.
“Oh.. slobbalobb-Bibb,” says Ben, who has a much deeper register.

Then together, they greet their leafy little friend weed.

“Oh..blipp-blopp-poppalopp- Weed,” which prompts the sharp reply from Weed; “Shut up you idiots. You're both pissed.”