Terrence Oblong

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StoryLove in a time of apocalypse rjnewlyn1215 years 9 months ago
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The Dalek (2)

"Exterminate. Exterminate." The Dalek said, resonating metallic menace. Words that have foreshadowed countless deaths, unimaginable destruction. The...
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The Dalek (1)

"Are you the Dalek?" said the man? "Affirmative," said a cold metallic voice. It was a wasted question, the fear with which Dave was filled was...

The internet is down

The internet is down. Ironically I had been planning to post a piece on my blog about how shit my internet provider is, but they've stopped that...
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The Word Police

I was summoned before the Word Police. "You've written 650 stories, Mr Oblong," they said. "Most of them very long." "That's right," I said. Were...
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The Picture

"What am I bid for this lost masterpiece by John Constable, entitled 'Duck Playing Snooker'?" There was silence. Constable paintings usually sell for...

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