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StorySigned Off (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StorySingles Ads I'd Like To See (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryThe Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryOne Voice (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryPuppets (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryInhaling Life TheRoz81111 years 11 months ago
StoryINsecurity Level Orange TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryGotta Love This Saying (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryIntroduction - Laughter Is Possibly Inevitable TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryIntentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (an excerpt from my book, T.K.H. Smartass) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryGirlfriend Application (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryFool(ed) TheRoz81111 years 11 months ago
StoryFantasyland TheRoz81111 years 11 months ago
StoryEmotion Abbreviated TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryDoctors Crack Me Up Sometimes TheRoz81011 years 11 months ago
StoryEvery Kiss Does NOT Begin With Kay (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81111 years 11 months ago
StoryImperfections TheRoz81313 years 8 months ago
StoryMisusing Words TheRoz81213 years 9 months ago

My stories

Oblivious to the Obvious

What I could normally see, I can see no more, Blind to what stares me in the face, My vision suddenly blurred, Others hand me aids, To help me see more clearly, Clouded in too much thought,

Every Kiss Does NOT Begin With Kay (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Between the music, the dialogue and the acting, these Kay commercials come across to me as a hybrid of a soap opera and an awful made-for-TV movie.

A Rat in a Cage (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)

Begged and bribed, Pellets coming my way, Running about, doing tricks, Just a rat in a cage, Grabbed by the tail, Laid about on the scale, How much will I receive this time?

The Top Ten Ways to Know You’re “Special” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

10. You try to put shoelaces on your sandals. 9. You go to a shooting range with a squirt gun. 8. You bring your 3-Wood whenever you go miniature golfing.

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