What I could normally see, I can see no more, Blind to what stares me in the face, My vision suddenly blurred, Others hand me aids, To help me see more clearly, Clouded in too much thought,
Begged and bribed, Pellets coming my way, Running about, doing tricks, Just a rat in a cage, Grabbed by the tail, Laid about on the scale, How much will I receive this time?
10. You try to put shoelaces on your sandals. 9. You go to a shooting range with a squirt gun. 8. You bring your 3-Wood whenever you go miniature golfing.