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StorySigned Off (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StorySingles Ads I'd Like To See (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryThe Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryOne Voice (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryPuppets (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryInhaling Life TheRoz81112 years 1 month ago
StoryINsecurity Level Orange TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryGotta Love This Saying (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryIntroduction - Laughter Is Possibly Inevitable TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryIntentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (an excerpt from my book, T.K.H. Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryGirlfriend Application (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryFool(ed) TheRoz81112 years 1 month ago
StoryFantasyland TheRoz81112 years 1 month ago
StoryEmotion Abbreviated TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryDoctors Crack Me Up Sometimes TheRoz81012 years 1 month ago
StoryEvery Kiss Does NOT Begin With Kay (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81112 years 1 month ago
StoryImperfections TheRoz81313 years 10 months ago
StoryMisusing Words TheRoz81213 years 11 months ago

My stories

What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis Joined Forces to Make a Holiday Commercial?

Personally, I think the shake weight commercials are some of the most unintentionally funny commercials out right now. Cialis is not too far behind in that regard.

Memory Lane (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)

A midnight ride, Into the darkness I go, Life passing before my eyes, No matter how fast or slow, Each entity I envision, Brings about numerous memories,

Doctors Crack Me Up Sometimes

So, I went to the doctor's this past Monday. I'm heading northbound to Michigan tomorrow to see family over Memorial Day weekend.

Buzz Kill

I fly in the sky, Never wanting to come down, I feel the ultimate high, As I float up in the clouds

The Overuse of Pronouns

Some people like to speak in clichés. Others like to speak in metaphors. Certain special people even like to speak in tongues.

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