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StorySigned Off (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StorySingles Ads I'd Like To See (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryThe Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryOne Voice (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryPuppets (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryInhaling Life TheRoz81112 years 1 day ago
StoryINsecurity Level Orange TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryGotta Love This Saying (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryIntroduction - Laughter Is Possibly Inevitable TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryIntentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (an excerpt from my book, T.K.H. Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryGirlfriend Application (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryFool(ed) TheRoz81112 years 1 day ago
StoryFantasyland TheRoz81112 years 1 day ago
StoryEmotion Abbreviated TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryDoctors Crack Me Up Sometimes TheRoz81012 years 1 day ago
StoryEvery Kiss Does NOT Begin With Kay (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass) TheRoz81112 years 1 day ago
StoryImperfections TheRoz81313 years 9 months ago
StoryMisusing Words TheRoz81213 years 9 months ago

My stories

The Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

By TheRoz81 on Tue, 23 Aug 2011

10. Whenever he hears Beck’s song, “Loser,” he excitedly yells, “Can you hear that? This is my song!” 9. He has a thing for guys in speedos.
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (an excerpt from my book, T.K.H. Smartass)

By TheRoz81 on Tue, 23 Aug 2011

There should be extra spaces between the "Me" comments and the next person's as every bit includes another person's comment and my response.
Humour
Certificate 12

One Voice (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)

By TheRoz81 on Tue, 23 Aug 2011

A whisper in the distance, From a far off place, Unknown is the source, Unknown is the time and place, A voice in the distance, Unable to make it out, Only a few others notice,
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Girlfriend Application (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

By TheRoz81 on Mon, 22 Aug 2011

Name: (Note: If your name is Halle Berry, you automatically qualify.) Age: (You must be between the ages of 18 and 87.) Job:
Humour
Certificate 15

Beat

By TheRoz81 on Mon, 22 Aug 2011

Sheltered from this world, Protected from potential harm, Fearful of being released, Wanting to maintain its innocence, As it begins to mature, Innocence slowly fades,
Love
Poem
Certificate U

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