Timmy D
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Till Death, or, A Wife's Message to Her Husband | Timmy D | 1 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Story | Intergalactic Space Cruise | Timmy D | 2 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Good Advice | Timmy D | 2 | 11 years 6 months ago |
| Story | Bipolarparanoidschizophrenic | Timmy D | 5 | 11 years 7 months ago |
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Till Death, or, A Wife's Message to Her Husband
Nobody told me this at my wedding, but “till death do you part” is bullshit. Mostly this is because nobody wants to kill the mood. It’s a wedding...
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Intergalactic Space Cruise
The issue with humans is, they’re always screaming. If you ask the chefs on the ship, you’ll get conflicting advice on how to cook boiled Homo Saipan...
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Good Advice
What nobody tells you about killing somebody is, you’ll never sleep again. It’s that, by 4 o’ clock in the morning, you’ve exhausted all of your...
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Bipolarparanoidschizophrenic
When I told the doctor about the people following me, he gave me pills. “These should help with the anxiety,” he said. What he didn’t say is how they...
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